Toys in Love

You know that feeling you get once in a while, when you unwrap something and just go blank… That was my OH and me when we opened the usual discreet brown box from the UK powerhouse of things I want for Christmas. – Or birthday… – Or… hell, any which frigginn’ day… – And saw… well, that was the thing you see…

Let me begin again. When LoveHoney drops something in your lap, they sure do it with intent to impress! Yesterday, it was a beautiful two colored modern box. It’s divided in the middle by a wave-line. – You pull the two halves apart along this line to find a padded interior. It looks rather artistic and could be a great gift box. Inside, held in place by two rubber bands, is a beautiful toy – or rather sculpture – from NobEssence.

You don’t know NobEssence? Well, they are one of the world’s leading manufacturers of wooden pleasure toys. – The world famous Romp is just one example of their skill. And for most people, a look at the rest of the sculptures they make – meant for nothing else than to please senses you might not even be aware of – are a clear testament to the care and dedication they put into the work they do.

Now what LoveHoney kindly shipped our way for review, was the Intrigue. – And intriguing it certainly is! But what first and foremost enters your mind, – looking at all these arches, bumps, gentle curves and abrupt bends… Well, it lends one to thoughts like; how in the hell am I going to use this thing best? Seriously, this thing is definitely unlike anything else you might find out there!

The Intrigue itself is one solid piece of sculpted hard-wood, – in this case Laurel Wood. – It’s approx. ten inches long from tip to tip and has a girth, at its widest, of approx. two inches. – That’s about 6 inches in circumference; so don’t go counting on a small toy to slip into your little beauty box.

This is a toy with a presence of a diva… And it’s also very much so sculpted to be a multi-purpose toy; with that thick, bulbous end to be delightfully filling and a thinner end, shaped to provide exquisitely g/p-spot pleasure that’ll drive you up the wall.

At least, that was more or less what I did with my OH… – More on that later.

Now, according to their website; NobEssence’s trade secret Lubrosity™ coatings and processes stem from years of meticulous research and development and meet USP Class IV and VI Medical Standards. Sculptures attentively encapsulated in Lubrosity™ coatings are odorless, may be soaked in water, and remain in body-contact for hours at a time yadi yadi and so on. What I connected with was the word Lubrosity. – As in lube. – As in slick, right? – Definitely!

Holding it in your hands, you get it. – It really is a great feeling just running your hands over and around this warm, wonderful, lightweight toy. It’s slick and silky-smooth – almost to the point where you might doubt the need for lube at all…

Though, also according to their website, you can use any lube known to man on their products. And me being me; lube is a godsend, so have at it. – Remember, al sex play just gets a whole lot little bit better with lube! Only cleaning required with these toys, is a simple wash under hot water with some anti-bacterial soap, finish that off with a good sex toy cleaner and these babies are good as new.

My OH is very much the one to rip open new toys and sprint for the bedroom. I’m the fool grinning like a schmuck running after her… So yesterday, after the usual battle of seeing who could rip the most clothes in 5 seconds flat, and a quick round of fooling around, it was quickly apparent, – as the size queen she is – that I could use the larger bulbous end to make her squirt like a broken faucet– which is always quite a fantastic display – and then afterwards keep her in that heaven of hers by massaging her G-spot gently with the thinner end. Trust me, there’s just something so intoxicating knowing that you are the one playing a part, with the Intrigue in hand, keeping her there…

For me it was the thinner end that did the trick. I don’t usually like something big inside me unless I’m very excited and loose. So when my OH inserted the small end of the Intrigue to the thin middle bend, and then started twisting the toy in small circles, letting the pointy tip connect and massage my p-spot… Wow! The smooth, warm wood caressing a pleasure point so sensitive… – It’s a small wonder I have regained my senses enough to write this… I let go of so much prostate fluid and so much cum it’s a small wonder I’m not mummified…

So yeah; we know this toy works both ways: Score!

It goes without saying, that every Intrigue is unique. – Wood being wood: every piece will have details, color, graining and so forth, setting your piece apart from all Intrigues’ out there. – Making them not only beautiful, but also quite unique for the sex toy connaisseur in some of you… – There are actually a variety of wood-types to choose from. Questions about stock on preferred wood type should be asked before purchase. – Or even better; let it be a surprise.

Mad, mad, ever lasting love goes out to LoveHoney for letting us review the NobEssence Intrigue. Which, as you all see is a little pricey. But I can’t stress enough the magnitude of pleasure, joy and ways in which this toy will enrich your toy collection. – So tighten your belt a few weeks, and then go after it. – I promise you; you wont regret it.

Tags: Dildo, LoveHoney, Review, Wood

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